Dear Portland, I feel like we need to have a heart to heart.
What’s going on with you? I know we all go through changes in our lives, but your new winter mood is really getting hard to handle. We are now approaching, what? Day 10 of inclement weather? It is too much. Your wild, adolescent ways were fun and charming at first, but now we need to get back to adulting. What do you say?
For the rest of you out there, I hope you’re managing the snow days. Our beloved Portland businesses however are getting hit hard. The ridiculous road situation has reduced the number of customers to an insane degree.